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You know you've got over the fact that you are a mother when... 1. You can’t remember your child’s birth date.
2. You wear make up again and both eyes match, on the same day.
3. Hiding in the bathroom is a thing of the past, the bathroom's full of teenagers anyway.
4. Your child throws up and you pretend not to notice.
5. Someone else's child throws up and you pretend not to notice.
6. Finger paints, glitter and stuff no longer make you hyperventilate.
7. You& rsquo;ve mastered the art of saying "eat it or go hungry".
8. Your child insists, you can say "nope".
9. Your children have possessions you always said they'd never have. So do you.
10. Your children eat salad and you don't mail all your friends to tell them.
11. You're quite looking forward to the young men your daughters will bring home.
12. You hope your daughters will be "foolish" and present you with grandchildren ASAP.
13. You don't get cross that your husband winds the children up before bedtime, if they don't sleep, it's not your problem...is it?
14. All small children things are given away or binned.
15. You agree with your own mother.
16. You don't have a crisis about agreeing with your own mother.
17. You go out to work without having to arrange anything.
18. You go out in the evenings without panicking.
19. Your children decide on their own levels of dirt and you don't care.
20. You don't tell people that you are a mother when you meet them the first time. |
